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An Australian enters a bar and tells of his vacation in Europe , and his best story is what happened in Londons' Tate Gallery ...............When visiting Londons' Tate Gallery of fine art an extraordinary thing occured , Venus and her son Cupid came out of a 10 feet by 15 feet painting . Venus was naked and because of her top tits and beaut' bum she was a beautifull and magnificent woman .....................Cupid was a very very naughty little boy , he was putting arrows through some very valuable paintings . Cupid said to me " I am a naughty , naughty little boy , you should slap me on the bare bottom ! " .....................And I said to Cupid " Your mother Venus is a very irresponsible parent , I intend to slap her on the bare bottom "..............I approached Venus and she said to me " You lay your hands on my beaut' bum and I'll kick you in the balls "............and i said to Venus ......" Proceding further is....nuts !" . |
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