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The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!		2363
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping		1152
The Road Runner		714
Three Dogs		2042
Hungry Rooster		320
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles		191
Horny Rooster		1551
Elephant Experiment		294
Duck shopper		165
Donald Duck		274
Dog story		244
Circus Elephant		188
Chicken and the Egg		801
Whales		441
Bad News		1572
The Crying Horse		518
Suzy's Legs		393
I Blew Chunks		336
Snail Beer		166
SOTALLY TOBER		195
The Golden Toilet		229
Pronounce it please!		807
Show Me Your License		587
The Blonde and the Alligator		306
The Y2K Blonde!		410
Tracks In The Woods		218
Trip To The Desert		283
Walk through the park		451
21 types of pissers!		27
Crushing a man's ego real fast!		18
If men had a vagina		26
The Dump List		29
Top ten things men would do if ...		22
Ways to tell someone their fly is open		22
A black and a white guy in heaven		27
And you thing you have it bad!		12
Another Castration		13
C&A		25
Chicken and Horse		23
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick		26
Lesbian at the gynecologist		22
No Arms and No Legs		22
Ode To A Mammogram		11
Scooby Doobie Boobies!		13
Small...		23
Tattoo On Her Butt		36
The boy on a nude beach		23
The undressing newlyweds		22
We're Rangers!		24
Will you marry me?		26
A little corporate humor		589
Height Problems		503
Lost Fingers		1490
New Suit		46
OUCH!		22
Pirate and Lost Body Parts		19
Preparing for a Mammogram		399
Riddle me this!		14
Smarter		15
The snoring stopper!		17
The Poo List!		20
Technological Doctor		1557
New Computer Virus		501
Guide to Safe Fax		260
Computers - Male or Female		361
3 times a virgin.		346
Love the Dentist Quote		768
Minding his manners		332
Perfect Girlfriend		267
Restoring her youth!		210
Surgical Error		230
Halloween funnies for kids!		13
Pierced ears for pirates		27
Why did the...		41
Will you rember me??		15
Yogi Bear		24
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore		18
Throw Up!		22
The lady and her house		16
The Boy Who Thinks He's A Chicken		11
Orange and Banana		28
My Granny's Better!		19
I'm A Chicken		13
Give the frog a loan		18
Be A Smoker!		19
Bad boy		15
Anna's mom....		19
ABCP		18
ABC's		26
A Shorty		18
Black Peas???		16
Blue Elephants		26
Bottom Start		26
Cannibal and Clown		33
Chickens		22
Clueless		20
Cows Earthquake		19
Crackers		26
Cry Baby		18
Daffynition		24
Driving In Fog Riddle		12
Dwayne		26
Fish		31
Fishy Talk		23
Flea Cure		23
Football try-outs		13
Heads and Tails		14
How do guys in jail.....		10
How do you make a tissue dance?		25
How many seconds are in a year?		15
I'm a Dustbin		21
I'm Hungry		29
If a frog parks		13
Jellybean		15
Knock Knock Biggish		31
Knock Knock Ketchup		26
Knock Knock Wannup		22
Knock knock... Luke		19
Knock, Knock		30
Mayonaise		26
Milk Truck		15
Mr. Clean		14
Mr. Owls		19
Museum Funny!		15
New...		19
Nuts		22
One-liners for kids		13
Pantsy Golfer		15
What's the difference...		12
Turtle Crossing		15
The Parting of the Red Sea		14
The Big Pencil		16
The beach		13
Stupid Elephant Jokes		14
Snail talk		10
Smoking Dragon....		10
Sleeping Bull		12
Rabbit Catching		11
Men's Pissing Rules		16
Men Are Like.......		15
Men Are Like...		17
Jokes for the Ladies!		18
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:		369
Bucket		234
Cross With A Blonde		645
Gigolo		203
Courtroom Chaos		223
Explaination		523
Getting a date.		203
The 12 marriages!		328
The stranded lawyers!		229
Virgin		249
Actual Court Sayings!		188
Laws of Life		183
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!		136
2 Bullets		213
Conflict of Interest		202
Drowning Lawyer		165
Female Lawyer		108
Inventing Wire		77
Get Me Another Lawyer		104
How Do You Feel?		132
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.		75
Lawyer's Translation		231
Top10 New Summer Camps!		14
Dairy queen--whopper		14
Green		24
Kermit the Frog		16
Cinderella and Alan		20
Little Red Riding Hood		15
Pinocchio Kidnapped!		23
Schingwers		19
Tell me a Story!		13
The Marv Albert Song		13
The Real Cinderella Story		17
The Snow White Ad!		13
Name A Fawn...		17
New business mergers!		12
OJ's URL		18
Scottie (Star Trek)		9
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper		16
The nsync joke		20
A Letter From Barbie		18
AOL/TW Merger		23
Arnold:the musical		15
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold		13
Interview with a Pirate!		15
Killer		20
Let me through!		21
Michael Jackson Funnies		26
Rush Limbaugh		13
The "real story" of the three bears..		12
The 3 little pigs		21
Think you're having a bad day!		18
What is God?		20
Write and Wrong		20
Advertisements		20
Dear Abby		26
End of the World Reports		17
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998		11
Star Wars Update Changes		18
The Hollywood/English Dictionary		22
Thoughts From Women...		16
Weathermen Are Nuts		13
28		20
Aussie Trouser Snake		13
Bubba and Junior!		17
On the Train		20
Soldier's Ambition		11
Stand Still, Soldier!		12
Army Wisdom		16
Hit Television Shows in Iraq		19
Military Wisdom!		16
US Air Force Humor!		10
13 Sick Soldiers...		16
Alter Your Course!		12
Always on Duty		13
Army vs. Marines!		20
Battle on the Ocean		13
Dear John Reply		14
Not me Sarge!		13
On the high seas!		13
People who don't believe in retaliation...		9
Role Reversal		15
Saved Your Privates		22
Sick and Pompous General		7
Standing Still		17
The General's Temperature		12
The Interview		9
The last laugh!		21
The Recruits		19
Two Terrorists		15
Wooden Airfield		25
Cool Bumper Stickers!		1297
Daffynitions!		498
VanGogh Family		167
Very Short Books		300
Vincent Van Gogh's relatives:		717
Warning Labels On Booze!		317
What my Mom taught me		356
Why, why, Tell me WHY?		298
Words of wisdom		291
Zen Quotes		210
A Day in the life of two trees		216
Bad Day?		272
Bathroom Joke		316
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent		218
How do crazy people get through the forest?		238
How do you cure...		279
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?		113
Illiterate?		140
Indifference		156
Mistakes		146
Mime in the forest		86
My King Henry joke		87
Relief		129
Telepath wanted		102
The Ford Slogan		106
The morning after...		66
What do you call a boomerang...		55
What's the definition of strain?		71
Why?		86
A Wish Comes True		87
Baking humor		100
Cocky Gunslinger		78
Dare to Swim		73
Defamation of character		60
Farmer Joe goes to Court		80
Doomed!		57
Fun Toungue Twister!		72
Guess the instructions		62
Hmmm...Ponderings		63
How to handle telemarketers		61
If You Love Something....		76
Letter To Ann Landers		61
Little Red Man		79
Name That Ranch		53
No Fishing!		47
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!		46
Please Save Her!		70
Pregnant Maid		70
10 000 dollars For a Kiss		68
Using The Thermometer!		49
Two Statues		30
Two Statues		22
Two kids meet		45
Try our tricky!		41
Toughening Up		32
The World of High Finance		40
Trapped On A Rock		29
The Race		29
The Rabid Neighbor!		36
The new warden		34
The Farmer and his boys...		37
The inmates last wish!		37
The cashier		38
The Cruise!		37
Suck It In		34
Real Police Stories		39
Diet Rules		50
Even more Bumper Stickers!		39
Ever Wonder?		46
Facts of Life!		38
Confucious say		26
Dairy Queen		29
Defining Confusion!		36
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub		33
Erudite Limerick		27
Opinions		45
It's a Bummer to be an egg!		26
Good/Bad Girls		44
Good Girls - Bad Girls		36
Cards You Won't Find At Hallmark		51
Top 5 men in a woman's life...		44
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels		29
A bunch of better idiots!		16
A-fishin' We Will Go...		18
At the crazy farm!		18
Betting		23
Blind man		20
Camping with Sherlock Holmes		9
Clear Weather?		20
Cliffhanger		13
Coach Wants A Raise		15
Diving Deep		7
Don't eat and drive!		20
Don't look down!		21
Driving Violations		12
Drunk		14
Engineers Laying Sod		19
First Child		17
Halloween Funnies!		300
Christmas and a day at the office?		363
A Cynics Guide to Life		224
Christmas Punnies!		486
Help from Canada...		114
Goodbye To Bin Laden		487
GOD's New Commandment!		104
George W Bush meets Moses!		149
Clinton Strikes again		103
Monica Counters Clinton		83
Famous Sports Quotes		285
A Chicago man in hell.		192
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!		471
Drunk Cheerleader		163
Kid divorces his parents		94
Sid and Barney play golf		513
The Pessimist!		674
Where Do We Play?		812
Absent From School Excusess		1614
Less Common Latin Phrases		625
Definition of a good date!		1055
He shouldn't have asked!		1033
Shiny New Motorcycle		1416
More Your Mommas		1505
Yo mama's so poor		3139
Nissan Z		31
Michael Schumacher		57
Two story house		22
Japanese boomerangs		53
Bottom of the class .		13
Italian '49er		24
Merry K-mart		77
Drunk cowboy		191
In the movies they don't go to the toilet		25
Dirty old men with beards .		108
Vietnambulance		14
Buying an XP computor in 2007		118
The Fourty year old virgin .		157
Gift for the teachers' pet		27
Communist Manifesto		55
Four weddings and a funeral .		78
Four foot long white box .		62
When I was at school .		170
French Revolution Barbique		52
French Revolution Barbique .		66
Politicaly correct domestic .		52
Fast food .		100
Australias' two dollar coin .		92
Cologne plesiosaur .		45
Brothers in prejudice .		25
Very black cat .		83
Visiting Venus in The Tate Gallery .		80
You're part Jewish .		48
Jimney Crickets' sex crime		70
Natalie Woods' buriel .		46
Dead end for a tourist bus .		20
They're degrading .		21
Barbie Doll in a coffin .		18
Carlos Reutteman speed hump .		55
Mexican tourist in Hawaii .		131
Daleks don't say " exterminate "		17
Outlaw Islamic bikie gang .		47
Confederate Prisoners of War		21
Tit offensive		177
Mickey Mouse clock		82
Steve Irwins' death		61
Pearl Harbour		42
Bullwinkles antlers		55
Hannibals' elephants .		53
Slave auction in Ancient Rome .		16
Origins of Australian humour .		35
Hadriens' Wall		25
Supporting my family		96
Arse end of the Alphabet .		30
Why don't you shut up		121
Nothing but bad breath		100
Gulags in Russia .		37
Primeminister Stop		22
Shayne Warnes' good life / bad health .		61
Bottom of the Louvre .		58
Lewis Hamilton goes up a tree .		62
Wilbur Shaw		36
Introduction agencies .		47
We came in peace for.....		44
Lord of the rings		50
Smitten and sexually harrased .		95
George Washington 1732 to 1799		47
Martin Luthor Kings' Great speech .		69
Martin Luthor Kings' great speech .		35
Mickey Mouse Grande Finale		38
John Howard and the Aborigines' health .		35
Socks Clinton and the UFO		19
PC advice in plain english .		95
Singapornography		71
Greetings		19
You can't say that on television .		21
Slave auction in Ancient Rome .		10
Poetry by Adolf Hitler		42
Furniture company		18
Nogar Raphie to Auschwitz		26
Nogar Raphie to Auschwitz		26
Bad thing in Baden Wattenburg .		17
Today is Friday		104
The value of work .		8
Four Wheel Drive advirtisements .		18
Searching looking for love		60
Mother Superior has flatulance .		80
Bruce Springstein song .		17
Days of Thunder .		37
Michael Jackson urinates .		107
Three teachers get cancer .		12
For better or for worse		111
Teachers viewing pornography .		72
Internet Gambling		91
Why do niggers enjoy showing their dicks .		100
Bearded man buys shaving equipment .		50
Which Doctor ?		125
Australian comedian in London .		17
And Prejiduce sequels		47
Hip hip hooray		22
Danni Minogue		50
Drinktime story .		8
Father Christmas has a brother .		38
Father Christmas has a sister		44
Teacher arrested in Foyles' war .		15
Slaves to the United States .		28
Teachers tell of " Stranger Danger " .		6
Alan Jones has cancer		11
Old time well behaved teachers .		18
Borenography		28
Four weddings and a funeral Mark 2.		36
Mervins' computor .		44
Dirty and rude comedian .		37
Deaf and dumb prejudices .		11
Marry later .		60
Australias' I.R. laws .		7
She's anorexic and safe .		39
I like my women to be norma* ******* .		42
It's OK for nude kids to appear in this film .		5
An elephant beetween us .		33
looking down mens' pants .		36
Hidden cameras in girls' showers .		19
Gary Glitter matures .		34
Stranger danger truth .		5
Gun in the teachers' pocket .		17
your mamma sofat		181
your mamma sofat		152
The Apple 500		32
John Howard is how honest ?		17
Paul Keating the comedian		19
The Leyland Brothers visit Sydneys' Kings Cross .		20
blonde stops blonde		176
All I need a wife for .........		28
Not watered down .		8
If you see Kaye .		16
your hous is so small		90
The Movie " Jaws ".		5
Every Picture tells a story .		14
Hollywood hype and tripe .		6
Emphysema on Death .		7
The camera uses no film .		33
Awfull looking man with school children .		7
Felix is arrested .		16
Teacher in the boys' showers .		8
Lesbian teacher in the girls' showers .		13
Daniel has Boone on TV .		7
The Parisienne isn't French .		4
Supergirl breaks the sound barrier .		85
Realistic Australian Aboriginal Art		15
Raikkonen is ahead of Hamilton .		7
funiest joke ever!!!!!!		14
funiest joke ever!!!!!!		12
crazy girl		7
Less people are worth their weight in gold .		0
Termites in a Jews' hpuse .		9
Casey Stoner is racing .		9
Many sentanced to death .		11
Is he rich ?		0
Grave of Dave Allen .		0
Not so good samaritan .		2
Bill Gates makes a sandwich .		17
The out of Australia Primeminister .		0
Sheldon Rojas		7
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Watery grave .		0
Heather Mills' short marriage .		7
Knockout Punch and Judy .		1
Who gets what vote ? .		3
Sci' Fi' garbage dump .		0
Is Robert Kubica Jewish ?		7
The Six Million Dollar Man .		0
Father of The Bride sequel .		5
Sci' Fi' spy movie .		0
The Nazi leaders are part Jewish .		4
Teachers having a domestic .		4
He isn't prejudice , She is prejudice .		6
Making a living from crashes .		7
Husband and wife work at the oil refinery .		0
Medicinal uses for Honey .		8
Medicinal uses for Honey .		5
Advirtising beauty .		7
Winning e-mails for Bill Gates .		8
Bee stings Jennifer Lopez		0
We pirates have Scotish accents .		0
Englishman and his German wife watch a horror movie .		0
W.C.Fields goes to Hawaii .		3
Pauline Marks		7
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Benita Byers		5
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W.C.Fields saves money .		5
Use your imagination .		4
Helping children		2
QbVSIpmHfubVf		3
RHHTktJFCCVAICLLin		2
Stolen Alfa		0
Toilet smells funny .		1
Alcohol dreams .		0
A Jew named Marvin .		1
Cyril England		2
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